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Dear Creeps,
Welcome to the Border Control Post between the Monster Universe and the Human World.
It’s Halloween, which means we expect a lot of traffic at the border tonight. A few important announcements follow NOW to make your journey to the Human World as monstrously complicated as possible:
- Upon entering the control post, you will receive your individual stamp card. After which, there is no turning back.
- Always keep your stamp card within hand or claw reach.
- Always follow the instructions of the monster personnel.
- You must pass through several checkpoints to get the correct stamps.
- WITHOUT the correct stamps on your STAMP CARD, you are NOT ALLOWED to leave the control post.
- IF YOU LOSE YOUR STAMP CARD, YOU WILL NOT GET A NEW ONE.
We would like to remind you that, after last year’s incident, the import of carnivorous flamingos is strongly encouraged.
And finally: In the name of Bigfoot’s hairy left toe, DO NOT LOSE YOUR STAMP CARD! (the prison is still full from last year and we really don’t have any more room)
We wish you a gruesome Halloween in the Human World.
During Halloween in the Archipel, you can find the Border Control Post in the garage at Balistraat 50.